Random Thoughts...

1. Does anybody remember those "choose your own adventure" books? I used to love those when I was a kid.

2. Will cat-eye style glasses ever come back into style? I sure hope so.

3. I think we need to set a universal standard for all paper towel dispensers in bathrooms. Because when you are drunk and waving at the dispenser trying to find the sensor only to find one must utilize a small wheel on the side, I mean...that's just not funny.

4. OH! And speaking of sensors...self-flushing toilets, does anyone else find these slightly annoying?

5. Why is it that we can clone a sheep but we still haven't mastered a Zerox machine that doesn't jam every 30 seconds?

6. Why do people assume that if you are single that you must be "looking" and/or "trying to find someone"??? What is the obsession with coupling people? Why must we travel in pairs? I have decided that this shall be known as the Noah's Ark Syndrome. (please correct me if this has been used or there is already some kind of theory on this)

7. Is anyone aware of the fact that there are secret little links embedded on my myspace page including a link to my semi-secret blog?

8. Do people REALLY wear t-shirts that say, I 'heart"...boy/girlfriend's name? I mean, seriously??? Because I saw a website where you could custom order them like that!?

9. OH! And I really wanna know this...when you go into a grocery/convenient store, do you consume product before you pay for it? Because I don't know but that's a little like stealing to me but it apparently has become quite the trend.

10. The dumbest thing I've heard this week was this: A woman is standing in line at a convenient store behind a young man who asks for a pack of cigarettes. The clerk asks for his ID and in a bewildered tone the woman says, “You have to show ID to buy cigarettes?” The young man answers, “yeah”. She then asks how old you need to be and he tells her 18. She then exclaims, 'huh, I never knew that!” - WHAT!?!??!

11. BTW...do you have any idea how many people do NOT know how to pump gas? I'm going to do an actual study but my hypothesis is 30%.

12. I got my nose pierced the other day. I'm not sure if I like it or not.