I interrupt myself from studying for a CS exam to bring you this important bulletin containing useful information. This is REAL data collected from an inside source at the facility mentioned below. What you are about to read may just blow your mind.
Everybody...EVERYBODY that comes to the gas station with one of those gas canisters (to get gas for their lawnmower for example)...EVERYONE comes in and says, "I have no idea how much it will take" and then they will toss $5-$20 on the counter in order to preset the pump.
Well folks, it's not really all that cryptic.
Here are instructions for figuring out this "mystery".
1 - Look on the canister. Somewhere it will say how many gallons it holds.
2 - Multiply this number by the cost of a gallon of gas.
3 - The resulting number is "how much it will take".
If above instructions do not work, see PLAN B.
PLAN B:
Stop leaving your home. You are a menace to society and probably should be prohibited from both operating a motor vehicle and reproducing.
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